Ok so last saturday i was in the middle of a great sleep when i hear someone on an intercom at 6:00 IN THE MORNING. so i thought it was someone trying to sell something like they usually do here. Then the door opens and dee looks at me and it kinda freaked me out cuz she just stared at me with her wondering eyes! so she asked me, "do you hear that?" and i told her no...then we walked out and opened the door. When we opened the front door there were about 75 people walking down our street! they were all led by a van with two big speakers on top. then behind the van was a "catholic priest". at first i didn't know if he was a preist or a member of the KKK. but then i looked behind him and saw a big statue of mother mary being carried by some of the people. Then dee noticed they were all wearing rosaries. so we then concluded that they were catholics. but the wierd thing was that they were all extremely depressed looking people and they had this scary music BLARING from the speakers at 6:00 IN THE MORNING!!! then the musci suddenly stopped and the priest would mumble something...it was seriously a mumble...i think he was chanting something because it was neither spanish or english! so then after he qould do his chant the people would do the chant back. And they kept doing that down the enitre street...who knows where they were going or where they went but personally i'd rather it be kept a mystery. soooo the whole point of that story i guess was to complain about how i got woken up at 6:00 IN THE MORNING ON A SATURDAY!!!! can u believe it? well neways that's enough of that story...
Harry Hutchinson preached on Sunday morning and sunday night. They were both GREAT services and many people got saved and healed! But i have a funny story about sunday mornings service, so here it goes....DeAnza bought all of us little fans to bring to church while she was in the states. So we bring our fans with us on sunday mornings because it is very hot in the church. The kids already stare at us because we're gringos (americans) so to make matters worse now we are fanning ourselves during church AND we're gringos! So raychel pulls out her fan and is enjoying the breeze and i'm listening to Harry pray for people down at the altar when i hear this sound like a motor slowly dying. So i look over at Raych and she has her fan stuck in her hair....so me and dee are crackin up at her and she is laughing and trying to get her hair untwisted from the fan all at the same time. So DeAnza tells me to stand up and ignore it because we are causing a huge scene....people were looking at us and laughing...not helping with this critical situation i might add....lol...so raychel finally gets her hair untangled from the fan and there was a big knot in her hair so she ripped it out. But no worries she is not bald! :)
Ok everyone seems to like my funny embarrassing moments so i thought i'd give you another one...it's a recent one too! It happened today at school! So school just got out and it was raining very very hard...now first i've got to explain the rain here...it is the most amazing rain i've ever seen! It comes down soooo hard that you can't hear what the person in front of you is trying to say. So imagine walking in that!!! So after school i had to go get carson from the nursery. There are about 2 staircases that you have to walk down to get to the lower level. So i walked(in the POURING rain) down the first one and i made it ok. So then i attempt the second one and i got down. so i started to walk on the sidewalk and i lost my flip flop. so i had to turn around and get my flip flop. so i put my flip flop back on and started to walk but it wasn't all the way on my foot. so i trip over my flip flop and my back pack was so heavy that it lunged me forward and i tripped at least 4 times before i finally got my balance again!!! I almost did a faceplant into the concrete!!! So i regain my composure and by this time everyone around me is laughing soo hard so i just stood there and looked up to the sky and i said "don't tease me" in spanish!!! it was very embarrassing but i didn't turn red....i think i'm getting so used to being embarrassed that i don't turn red anymore!! :) To top it off i broke my flip flop and had to walk down the sidewalk in 2 inch puddles of rain!!! So when i finally got to the nursery and fixed my flip flop and got carson and left!!! but it was very very funny!!! then i found out when i got home that mallory was watching me fall fom the gym the whole time and her and her class were laughing at me!!! LOL
Well i think this has been a pretty good update and now i need to go and get some rest for tomorrow's day of school!! FRIDAY!!! TGIF!!! Thank You all for your prayers!!! Keep our family in prayer for health!! We have been passing sickness around and i missed two days of school this week so pray that we all get better! Love You All and Miss You Muchos!!!
Dios es Bueno! ~God is Good
Jess Mo
I also included more pics of me for all of you who say i don't put enough pics of me on my blog and for those who want to see all the "weight" i've gained!! :)
11 comments:
yea!!! i'm my first comment!! lol what a dork huh? but u know u still love me!
Hey I'm the sceond comment! What now homie?!?!?! hahahaha nice post, you do look like you've gained weight! your not fat though so don't even say it! Is that the shirt kristin and me went and bought you? If it is we have good taste!!! Hahahah :) jk I am gonna post on my blog soon girl!!!!!!! I been working!!!! And I still am now!!! GRRRRRRR!!! jk anyways I will update soon no worries :) Love you girl!
oh yes, those are some pretty funy stories....i would of paid to see you fall down the stairs in the rain! haha jk but that would of been funny, i could just imagine.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahohahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That's what I would be doing! haha love you! (see if you can find the "ho" in all that :)
hey jess i so needed a good laugh and yes i did laugh out loud. in fact i ma still cracking up. love you tanya
gosh. i feel bad that you beat all of us commenting on your page!!!!!! i will fall asleep laughing. between raychels hair story(and by the way i cannot believe any of you would EVER be a distraction of any kind,fart machines,fans in church. hair being pulled out. giggles. distracting, you guys.no.)and you falling in the rain trying to keep your little flip flop on. i would have been right up there with mallory out of the rain laughing and only enjoying it a little bit(haha) thanks for the update. keep those great stories coming. what weight gain. pleeeeeease, ninipac/love you all.
dude thats hilarious what happened to raychel!! especially during service! ha! i can see it now! lol!! well anywayz....dude! u must think that its a bad thing that you are gaining weight! its a good thing....you are always so HOT!! ow ow! well i am about to go to bed so im not dead tired at work tomorrow...oh yeah did i tell you i work at red robin now? i dont remember if i did or not but i do and i started training today and i loved it!! i cant wait til i actually start working for real! well i guess i will talk to you laters! love ya infinity and beyond! tell raychel and everyone else over there that i said hi! well peace out home skillet bizquit!
Hi Jess!! I miss you alot!! Can't wait to see you soon!!! It feels like you've been gone for 6 months not just 2...That's sooo sad about your flip-flop!! But i must say, i would've been there laughing too. but then i would've helped you up! lol Poor raychel! Tell her i'm sorry about her hair! But it did sound pretty funny! Just in case you haven't heard i will give you an update of some happenings around here. Well first, Shaunna Had her baby on friday at 7:30 a.m. Her name is Audre (spelling?) Michelle. AND........Heidi is going to have a baby!!!! In the end of May or June!! So exciting! Well that's all i can think of for now. Talk to ya soon! Love you!!!!
Jess,
All i have to say is you & Raych are a mess!!!!What in the world???I'm surprised Harry could keep his focus and order in the service!!!Well i love you anyway, i guess its a mothers love!!!LOL Try and keep it down in the services,we don't want to be getting a call from Pastor Blake! Love U - Mom
hello everyone!!!!!!!!!!! love you all. np and the gang!
Oh, my goodness, Jess you are cracking me up!!! well, guess what? I am missing you now because I am working with Sony computers for Pastor Paul and I gotta fix the box they sent me to return the computer in. Remember when we had to do that for Mario and Dee and how crazy Sony was to begin with and then the box and its weird instruction? Anywho, that made me think of you and the good ol' days in the office. Well, me, tell, and Kristin are having a few too. so, study hard and will be speaking to you in Spanish this holiday season. ms. Cherise
Jess!! i just figured out that i can write u on this (actually jenna told me), don't laugh at me! But you and Raych are crazy but it's good that you're having fun and learning! I can't wait to hear u speak in spanish! Stay well and i'll see u soon!!! luv ya lots!
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